this is how i want to die
AAAH! PUPPY SWARM!
*krrk* K9 Unit in your AO.
+15 K9 Kill
(Source: thefrogman)
ginger ale kitkats
green tea kitkats
potato kitkats
vegetable kitkats!!!
corn kitkats
soy sauce kitkats?!!?!
sweet potato kitkats
watermelon kitkats
are you telling me i could have a varied meal that consists entirely of kitkats
I’m proud to say that I’ve done this very thing, with those very flavors. Perks of the military. KitKats.
- Corgi/Husky
- Corgi/Australian Cattle Dog
- Corgi/Australian Shepherd
- Corgi/Basset Hound
- Corgi/Beagle
- Corgi/Black Lab
- Corgi/Border Collie
- Corgi/Chihuahua
- Corgi/Chow
- Corgi/Cockapoo
- Corgi/Dachshund
Oh my goodness they stuck a chihuahua face on a corgi body. Corhuahua.
(Source: gennasside)
Japan’s Spectacular Tunnels of Light.
If you happen to be in Japan from now until March 31st, 2013, be sure to check out one of Japan’s most stunning displays of light called Winter Illuminations at Nabana no Sato, a botanical garden turned light theme park on the island of Nagashima in Kuwana. Opened just yesterday, it’s already been called one of the best winter light shows in all of Japan. The park really outdoes itself by using millions of sparkling LED’s all over the vast grounds including on the water and in the gardens. This years theme is ‘nature’ and it promises gorgeous scenes including a beautiful sunrise inspired by Mt. Fuji at dawn, a rainbow across the sky, and even an aurora. The stars of the show are the famous walk-through tunnels of light that completely envelop the viewer, making it seem as if they’re walking through bright, magical portals.
Via My Modern Met.
Wait a minute I’M here in Japan for 365 more days.
I can go to here.
It’s very likely I won’t.
But suck it, people who can’t.
(Source: mydarkenedeyes)
The Washington Redskins on Sunday take on the Carolina Panthers in a must-win game as they try to inch closer to .500 rather than fall to 3-6 and virtually out of playoff contention.
But, the fate of the free world also is riding on Washington’s outcome. If history holds true, a Redskins victory would mean another four years for President Obama. A Redskins loss would mean a victory for Mitt Romney.
You may have heard of this. It’s called the Redskins Rule.
Since 1940 — when the Redskins moved to D.C. — the team’s outcome in its final game before the presidential election has predicted which party would win the White House each time but once.
When the Redskins win their game before the election, the incumbent party wins the presidential vote. If the Redskins lose, the non-incumbent wins.
The only exception was in 2004, when Washington fell to Green Bay, but George W. Bush still went on to win the election over John Kerry.
Go. Redskins. Go.
I like answering calls while doing physical activity, cause then I could be like
“Hey I can’t make it to that movie, I’m CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN.” or ”HELLO. OH NOTHING. JUST RUNNING A 5K. WHAT UP?” etc.
It makes me feel like how Batman responds to calls from the Justice League.
I really hate it when people call my chihuahua a “little rat”.
I mean look at them:
Three goddamn adorable chihuahuas
A fucking cute-ass little creature in a teeny tiny little jacket
Look at this happy motherfucker just chillin’ out in the wind
How
Do
they
look like
rats?
This message is approved by my dog.
Must apply at least that three part victory pose into my life somewhere.
Bruce Lee’s physical feats
Bruce Lee’s striking speed from 3 feet away was five hundredths of a second.
Bruce could perform one-hand push-ups using only his thumb and index finger
Bruce would ride the equivalent of 10 miles in 45 minutes on a stationary bike, sweating profusely afterwards.
Bruce could collapse steel reinforced head protection gear.
Bruce was so quick he could snatch a dime off a person’s open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.
Bruce was able to lift a 300-lb. barbell.
Bruce could floor an opponent with a punch 1 inch away.
Bruce could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.
Bruce could cause a 300-lb bag to fly towards the ceiling with a sidekick.
Bruce would hold an elevated v-sit position for nearly 30 minutes at a time.
(During his prime, not during Long Beach Karate Championships) Bruce Lee’s one-inch punch was known to have sent 200-lb. men flying back 15 feet (this is the commonly reported distance by most who knew Bruce)
Bruce could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench (he could hold his torso and legs out straight and perform leg lifts)
Bruce Lee could perform 3 kick combination in midair (composed of head-height side and crescent kicks)
A doctor who knew Bruce once claimed that he was “Muscled as a squirrel, and spirited as a horse” and fitter than anyone he had ever seen.
Bruce could thrust his fingers through unopened cans of Coca Cola, this was before the days cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.
Bruce once exploded a 150-pound punching bag with a massive sidekick while training with James Coburn.
Bruce once got mad during a movie filming when told to slow down in his moves because they were too fast for the camera to capture.
He trained from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m., including stomach, flexibility, and running, and from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. he would weight train and cycle. A typical exercise for Lee would be to run a distance of two to six miles in 15 to 45 minutes, in which he would vary speed in 3-5 minute intervals. Lee would then ride his stationary bicycle for 30-45 minutes at full speed immediately after running. Next, Lee would jump rope for 800 jumps non-stop.
Reading these remind me of Chuck Norris factlists. Except these are real. Or I believe them, anyways. What a boss.
“The LEAST you could do was find a decent picture … “
How did this get 6,000+ notes?
BECAUSE HE’S *~PRINCESS BATMAN~*
Crime is royally fucked.
(Source: fromawarriordescended)
I don’t need these.
I don’t need these.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B009D3ZR80/laughing-squid-20
I found it.
It’s so affordable.
Oh man.
What do I do.
is obama a japanese schoolgirl now or something
KAWAII NE DESSUU~
Trust me, try this out.
genius
Holy shit that’s insane
trippy
okay that was actually weird for about 5 seconds
this was me and shrooms.
Why yes I’m reblogging this for future use.
